Poetry by Jeff Green

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Alternative Medicine

by cricketjeff on February 28, 2012.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

She broke off the nail on her thumb
But then had an itch in her bum
Her thinking grew slicker
She slipped down her knicker
And hoped for a helper to come

Nose down and arse up for a while
She greeted each man with a smile
The first three to ride her
Left lotion inside her
That banished the itching in style!

Author notes

The Limerick’s built upon meter

The sharper the rhyming the sweeter
Not five lines of words
Less appealing than turds
Or zips trapping skin on your Peter