Poetry by Jeff Green


Well That’s All Right Then

by cricketjeff on April 19, 2012.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

Miss Madeline made mincemeat of her mother,
Then sliced her father vertically in two.
She bought a shark and fed it on her brother;
I think she was a naughty girl, don’t you?

She shot a lot of uncles, aunts and cousins,
And both her nieces when they got to ten,
But now her body count is in the dozens,
She promises she won’t do that again!

Author notes

And she even nearly said sorry!