Poetry by Jeff Green


Jeff Green is always off the wall

by cricketjeff on December 29, 2007.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

1. Have you ever kissed someone you did not like?
Yes, several times, what else was beer and cider for in your teenage years?

2. How do you prefer your eggs?
In a cake

3. What colour do you prefer to see your lover/mate in?
Black and white

4. Who was your last crush on?
There is not a chance in a hundred million I’ll tell you that

5. Do you sleep on your back, side, tummy?
Side, but preferably next the bottom of the answer to #4

6. What is the one thing you always order at McDonalds?
Directions for the way out?

7. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Head and Shoulders

8. How many times have you bounced a cheque this year?
None, comes with middle age

9. In your opinion, the most boring show on television
Big Brother

10. What is the name of the teacher who influenced you the most?
Given this is a poetry website, Mr MacAuliffe (Mac) who was utterly mad and threw a chair through the glass panel of the door while reading the last verse of Edward Edward.