Poetry by Jeff Green


A bit of Jeff

by cricketjeff on January 1, 2008.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved



Who did you last get angry with?
A colleague who kept on making snide remarks when I’d worked about 15 12 hour days in a row. It is a very rare event.

What is your weapon of choice?

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Only if she asked me too, who could resist smacking a willing bottom?

How about the same sex?
Don’t fancy male bottoms

Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Can’t really remember

What is your pet peeve?
I could say broken rhyme…

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I rarely hold a grudge more than 3 minutes



What is one thing you’re suppose to do daily that you haven’t?
List is far too long for this contest

What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?
Depends on how late I went to bed. Is 3 in the afternoon late if you didn’t get to bed until midday?

Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t?
Don’t think I can

What is the last lame excuse that you made?
I make up brilliant ones, never lame!

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
No idea, whats an infomercial?

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
It’s New Years day who sets an alarm!?!?!



What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Don’t have one, drink tea whenever I can, not anything fancy just plain ordinary tea.
Are you a meat eater?

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event?
Far Far Far too much, but it was a very long time ago.

Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Yes very

Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
I love sweets, Thornton’s toffee is #1 cannot eat chocolate though, allergic to cocoa butter

Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?

Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, “lunch”?
Don’t be silly!



How many credit cards do you own?
3 I think rarely use them

If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
retire, oh wait dollars, at the current exchange rate that’s about 3 months wages in the real world isn’t it?

Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich, fame is just people thinking you did something once I don’t care if they think I did or not.

Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
Not for very long



What’s one thing that you have done that you’re most proud of?
Not one, four they range from very nearly 18 to 26 years old.

What’s one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
See last answer
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Only if I was better than the first place
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?

Have you ever cheated to get a better score?

What did you do today that you’re proud of?
I’m not really into this pride thing, though I rhymed “Santaa’s, see!” with fantasy a few days ago. Rather proud of my last good poem too.



How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
No way would I ever say

How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
No idea

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?

What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?

Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
No way would I ever say in a public forum, if you want to know privately ask.

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?




What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
My Brother’s classic Jaguar

Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with?
What is trading spaces?

If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?

Have you ever been cheated on?
Not possible really, since I can’t think of a behaviour I would describe as cheating

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Does talent count as a physical feature?

What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Cricketing skill