Searching for the perfect man
by cricketjeff on January 16, 2008. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
Looking for an older fix.
I love to read a loving letter,
Hope you’ll bring me something better.
Up for loving, up for fun,
Could you be the special one?
Long brown hair, a bum to die for,
Perfect tits, that you can try for.
Bring me loving hard and fast.
If you pick me we’ll have a blast!
Fifty is my ideal age,
So you’re well past the jealous stage.
If you’re the man I’m looking for
Then please come knocking on my door.
If you’ll love me, and you’ll lust,
I want them both so that’s a must.
Please treat me like a whore in bed,
See all my appetites are fed.
No need to drive a flashy car,
We’ll stay indoors but still go far!
The man that I am waiting for
Wants me kneeling on the floor.
Lots of games I want to play
Are you the man for me today?
Not too balding, not too fat
Wear a waistcoat, not a hat
If you think you look that way
The lonely hearts ad I want to see…