Poetry by Jeff Green


The Venus of AP

by cricketjeff on March 9, 2008.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

Venus stands for all to see
So proud upon her shell
Her hair preserves her modesty
Which may be just as well

Botticelli make us aware
Of one small boob on show
And she may have a nice matched pair
But we will never know

Though a towel has been provided
She doesn’t want to hide
And the Zephyrs have decided
They like what they have spied

I think it would offend her, but
If I am honest here
This Venus would not make the cut
In Miss AP this year!!!

Author notes

Rhyme and humour were asked for, will this do?