Oooo Errr Crikey!!!
by cricketjeff on March 10, 2008. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
When Dangermouse is there he says “Oh Crumbs”
Doesn’t have ten fingers only thumbs
Knows the way to fight is run away
He always has a bag of sweets you see
And Dangermouse has got a lot to say
Far more concerned to save the final three
Than notice that the Baron is at play
A coward to the very last degree
Where Dangermouse is braver than an ox
Dangermouse is cunning like a fox
But Penfold is a lot like you and me
Although they live beneath a pillar box
You’d say this pair of agents really rocks!!!
How’s that, a sonnet for the greatest team of crime fighters ever to battle a toad.
And in a brand new rhyme scheme too I think
abba caca cddc dd
We shall call it the Penfold Sonnet in his honour.