Poetry by Jeff Green

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How it happened

by cricketjeff on April 11, 2008.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

Who is the father of the child
Whose Mother is a man
While other answers are compiled
I’ll tell you if I can
We had a drink, well quite a few
And then we drank some more
Another bottle, maybe two
I woke up feeling sore
My friend Jim solemnly swore
He thought I was the girl next door…