by cricketjeff on June 21, 2008. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
But cricketjeff is all in one, so buy one you can’t lose.
You will not need a screwdriver, assembly not required
The final form is in the box, it’s just what you desired
You’ll never buy another one, they can’t be thrown away
Everyone is so much fun, so have a little play
But really do you need it? It takes up so much space
And look before you get it home (It has a dreadful face!!!)
Ignore the blurb and how-to guide and all that sort of stuff
Complexities of cricketjeff are much more than enough
Because Cricketjeff is Complicated Enough.