Poetry by Jeff Green

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An elocution lesson

by cricketjeff on July 10, 2008.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

Nar Meera don’ speek proppa coz she ain’ from ran’ vese par’s
‘Er speeks a sor’a nasty Sepdic twang
‘Er ri’es sum posh ole po-i-ree an ‘as er luvly arse
Bu dunno wo’ a persun means by dang

‘Er sez a sonni’ is der bes’ vat nuffin gray’er rimes
Bu’ blimey ‘er finks poim rimes wiv ‘ome
Der bloody womin’s ran’ der twist, karn ear na Bow Bell chimes
Wa’ doz yer fink is app’nin in ‘er dome

Na Meera wen yer ree’s deeze verds, yer’ll no der way der speek
Ser Study ‘ard an’ lurn ’em good, arm tesding yer nex’ week!

Author notes

OK so it is maybe a LITTLE over the top