Pleasant pets for a pleasing person
by cricketjeff on September 30, 2007. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
‘Cause they’re such a lot of fun
And if I ask it nicely
It may eat up everyone!
Or I could have a rhino
‘Cause it’s tougher than a tank
I’d get it very angry
Then point it at Uncle Frank
Or maybe just a tiger
‘Cause they wear a good disguise
And I’d let it eat Aunt Agatha
She loves a good surprise
Or perhaps a load of Chimpanzees
‘Cause they’re just the same as us
And I’d take them up to town one day
To clear those animals off the bus!
I could always take a crocodile
‘Cause I like its friendly grin
And I’d ask around my cousins
And I’d always let them in…
Or maybe I would have the snakes
‘Cause they’re friendly, kind and true
And if you don’t get out my way
I’ll set the lot on you!
This could have got to be a very long poem but I may need to kill some relatives for another poem in the future so I thought I better stop.