by cricketjeff on October 5, 2007. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
I want a lady friend to treasure
I’ve spent years in having fun
Maybe now I want “the one”
Are you a lady looking for lust?
Good sense of humour, great bum a must!
Do you like passion through the night
Do you think public sex is right?
I like a lady a little bit sub
I don’t want a lady to hit with a club
I like a lady who’s “gagging for love”
Who’s willing to give old Eros a shove!
If you are willing to give me a go
Just drop me an email so then I will know
My name it is easy, but just to make sure
Address all your emails to
Montmorency Marmaduke Verdi-Featherstonehaugh
Montmorency.Marmaduke @ Verdi-Featherstonehaugh.co.uk
That is pronounced Verdi-Fanshaw for the ill-educated!