by cricketjeff on November 7, 2008. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
of things that can lighten the load,
Ideas for protesters and pretty divesters
and men who dig holes in the road.
Make placards more gripping and clothes self unzipping,
a shovel that also brews tea.
Will have such men tripping and quickly unshipping
their money to madmen, like me.
I built a green rocket, and Tesco’s may stock it,
that’s powered by soup and old eggs;
Not tried it? Don’t knock it, vibrations may shock it
and then it would fall off its legs!
A horse-powered small jet plane, safe guns for the insane,
a patent and then make a pitch.
Hairdos that reject rain, new wheels for an old train,
there’s someone whose pockets will itch.
My newest invention to grab the attention,
a new sort of bookshelf for cars.
A late intervention has change the intention
they now carry Oscars for stars.
My minds always thinking, except when I’m drinking
you know that I’ll crack it in time
Economies sinking but quicker than winking
you’ll cash in with help from this rhyme
Don’t think it is funny, just send me your money
There’s profit in armchairs for tanks
I’ve condoms for bunny and soup that’s not runny
I’m safer, by far, than the banks!!!
You know it makes sense!