Poetry by Jeff Green

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Like a bitch!

by cricketjeff on November 16, 2008.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

I’ve no idea which top I ought to choose
To tell him that I want him just enough
And then I have to find the perfect shoes
A first date always seems to be too tough

Jemima’s bought a blouse that I could wear
I wonder if she’d notice if I just …
Oo look at how it compliments my hair
And at the way it fits around my bust!

That’s much too short, he’ll think that I’m a slut
But this is red and clashes with my hair
This one’s the perfect length I’d pick it but
I haven’t got the matching shoes to wear

He’s at the door and I look like a witch
I haven’t time to change ain’t life a bitch!

Author notes

I have no idea what to put here, I am getting in touch with my feminine side