Tomorrow’s the big day!
by cricketjeff on October 14, 2007. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
Drinking rum with Pete, in drag
The stripper painted Marks’ balls red
For Jane to find when they get to bed
A policeman’s helmet, three road cones
And beer’s not good for mobile phones
Steve’s out cold, barfed in a plant
Martin’s scored with the barman’s Aunt
Under a table someone drunkenly speaks
Bloody best night out for weeks and weeks!