Poetry by Jeff Green

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Odds and Sods in a cluttered mind on a Saturday Night

by cricketjeff on March 21, 2009.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

Methyl Quinoxalinium para toulene sulphonate,
in powdered form,
is perhaps the most sternutatory substance
known to man.

If you open a small jar
no need to shake, just open the jar,
in a large theatre
you can make about
one thousand people sneeze.

I thought you all should know
I don’t know why.