Poetry by Jeff Green

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A true sportsman

by cricketjeff on March 24, 2009.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

I once met a man on a mission
He was after a broad coalition
The partner he needed
Could not be exceeded
In hatred of all prohibition

She’d welcome all types of invasion
And never need too much persuasion
To try something kinky
Or dress nice and slinky
To help him to meet the occasion

To find such a maiden took ages
Of searching though personal pages
And answering emails
From frustrated females
Who wanted seducing by stages

Last week he was buried they say
Before that this dog had his day
The triplets who found him
Were pleased to surround him
He died in his first triple play!