Poetry by Jeff Green

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Oh No!!!!!!

by cricketjeff on November 21, 2009.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

There’s a male cow in the valley
He’s a very gully bull
There’s a heifer getting pally
Thinks she’s got the chance to pull
All the elephants are half price
Think it’s called a jumbo sale
Have you ever seen enormice
They are rats who’s diets fail

Playing music for the sailors
You can make those fan tars tick
Or show sympathy for failers
If exams have made them sick
There is nothing quite like punning
If you’re quite as daft as me
And it’s almost twice as stunning
If they’re cast in poetry