Poetry by Jeff Green

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Protecting the Kids!

by cricketjeff on December 21, 2009.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

The red coat may make a fine show
But Christmas this year is no go
The cause of this wreck?
A CRB check
So now there’ll be no Ho Ho Ho

Author notes

A “CRB check” is a Criminal Records Bureau Check, which you have to pass (and pay for!!!) before you are allowed regular contact with children or vulnerable adults.