Poetry by Jeff Green


Four and twenty somethings or other

by cricketjeff on January 11, 2010.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

The rabbit pie seemed to be chirping,
While me and the guests were still slurping,
The gravy that leaked out,
When two blackbirds peeked out.
No wonder we all went home burping!

The Queen preferred dining on honey,
She thought it was well worth the money
Her husband was counting,
As taxes were mounting,
Besides she’s allergic to bunny.

One Damien Hurst was the housemaid,
Exhibiting art that his mouse made,
But while the fool shows off
A bird pecks his nose off!
That’s millions more quid that the louse made!!!

Author notes

Errrr well …