Poetry by Jeff Green

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Ways to make me mad

by cricketjeff on November 30, 2007.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

Ways to make me mad
Write a rhyme that’s bad
Tell me life is sad
And it’s boring

Ways to make me cross
Call yourself a loss
Say your life is dross
Or be boring

Ways to make me cry
Stab me in the eye!
Do not even try
That’s so boring

Ways to lose my love
Pretend all’s lovey-dove
Give all else the shove
You’d be boring

If you want me glad
Enjoy the life you’ve had
You’ll never see me mad!
I’m imploring!