Poetry by Jeff Green


It all depends …

by cricketjeff on November 23, 2010.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

When Mrs Jones, from forty-six,
Wears dresses that display her knicks,
The sordid spectacle on show
Is called her awful camel toe.
But Susie Craft, from eighty five,
Gives every gentleman alive,
A feeling most would call divine
When her hot-pants are cameline.

In isolation some would say
Such sights are better tucked away;
But there are girls with winning smiles,
And other more erotic wiles,
Who’s private parts, when almost shown,
Make even pornophobics moan.
Most camel toes should be a crime
But others wow me every time!