Poetry by Jeff Green


Ready for Work

by cricketjeff on February 2, 2011.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

Preparing for punters in Mucking
A brass gave her best bits a ducking
The next act was taxing
Brazilian waxing
That’s plucking for sucking and fucking!

Author notes

“brass” is London slang for a “lady of the night”. Mucking is a village in Essex