Poetry by Jeff Green

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Corporate Ethics in the Modern Age

by cricketjeff on March 29, 2011.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved

If you OS isn’t working,
Sue your users!
There are difficulties lurking,
Sue your users!
If your profits are not stellar,
Do not blame the finance feller,
Just start phoning up your lawyers,
Sue your users!

If you’ve sold them what they needed,
Sue your users!
If your pleas are hardly heeded,
Sue your users!
If they moan you stole their features,
Just despise the foolish creatures,
You’ve a block of high price lawyers,
Sue your users

You won’t need to prove they did it,
Sue your users!
Lack of evidence? They hid it!
Sue your users!
There are judges who will back you,
And your company won’t sack you,
Give more money to your lawyers,
Sue your users!

Author notes

Sony’s US games division has sued a New Jersey man for modifying his own Playstation 3 to put back the advertised features an update removed …