A letter to Santa
by cricketjeff on December 29, 2007. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
Hi there Santa, Cathy here
I hope you come again this year!
I’ll be waiting, bottom raised
Hoping that my gift is praised
Shorty nightie, bum on show
Giving off a rosy glow
When you’re down my chimney stack
Rest your belly on my back
I won’t be sleeping but I’ll dream
You’ll bless my cookie with your cream
I’m just ready to be thrilled
While I get my stockings filled
Any way that I can please
Any place you like to squeeze
I like a man who laughs a lot
Who likes his Christmas toddy hot
I love a man who’s nice and round
Who’ll come to life when I am found
So hurry up then wait a while
I know you’ll leave here with a smile!
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