A Simple Explanation
by cricketjeff on May 27, 2018. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
When we met it was clear from the start
That she had a beautiful heart
Ever eager to please
To the highest degrees
Whilst he was a nasty old fart
She’d read every book there could be
Thought opera was pure ecstasy
Preferred Michelin stars
To down market bars
Where he drank and watched sport on TV
So I asked her “why had they got wed”
It just didn’t fit in my head
“His cock’s a foot long,
Almost nothing seems wrong
With a weapon like that in your bed!”
English