Alternative Medicine
by cricketjeff on February 28, 2012. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
She broke off the nail on her thumb
But then had an itch in her bum
Her thinking grew slicker
She slipped down her knicker
And hoped for a helper to come
Nose down and arse up for a while
She greeted each man with a smile
The first three to ride her
Left lotion inside her
That banished the itching in style!
Author notes
The Limerick’s built upon meter
The sharper the rhyming the sweeter
Not five lines of words
Less appealing than turds
Or zips trapping skin on your Peter
English