Distant Relativities
by cricketjeff on January 6, 2011. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
There once was a clever baboon
Who taught Albert Einstein to croon
To seal the alliance
Al showed him his science
Relativity caused him to swoon
The monkey revived in a jiffy
He thought Al’s equations looked iffy
The time paradox
Almost blew off his socks
It only makes sense if you’re squiffy
Discussing things into the night
The two could have started to fight
But Einstein explained it
The Monkey retained it
And flashed his red bum in delight!
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