Horses Sweat, Men Perspire, But Ladies Only Glow
by cricketjeff on March 20, 2017. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
One problem with rainbows is BOY do they stink,
Of the twelve week old cabbage that’s used for their ink.
A unicorn laughing’s a sound rather like
A holey exhaust on a large motor bike
And as for that glitter, though it’s rare I’ll admit,
It is sometimes dark brown and exactly like shit.
I once knew some ladies, not all from this land
Who harnessed their trumps in a strange marching band.
They looked quite impressive, as they played their skirts flared,
While Sousa’s best music was raucously aired.
So yes I’ll admit this, that women don’t fart
But when they “don’t” blast it’s a shot through the heart.
The toots of some women ain’t gentle and sweet
They’re chemical weapons to knock men off their feet!
Author notes
Written for this picture, https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/
t51.2885-15/e15/11326401_1598810583740835_1004979564_n.jpg which bears the
caption “Women don’t fart, they do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter that
sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows”
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