How Do You Squind?
by cricketjeff on February 9, 2022. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
In Umbleania-by-the-Sea, most people squind expressively,
In Bindybandy-on-the-Sand, most squinding is extremely grand.
But if you want to be like me you’ll always squind quite secretly –
It’s not that squinding’s underhand, that’s just the way my life’s been
planned.
Author notes
I hope that has made things clear.
Some of you may never have been to Umbleania, and others not visited Bindybandy
although I am sure very few have been to neither. If you are planning a trip a
new tram route has opened and tickets can be bought in either Minsk or Ulan
Bator for the hourly service from Ravenglass, which leaves every Tuesday,
unless it is raining.
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