Help your local Rugby Club
by cricketjeff on September 15, 2007. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
The fellows will give quite a cheer
To a girl who will, without fear,
Have a drink with the lads
Then chat up their dads
And take a stiff one up the rear
If a pint she can down in once go
And she’s bald as a coot down below
She likes doggy style
But she’ll ride for a while
At the same time as giving a blow
If she’ll take on a whole drunken scrum
In pussy and mouth and in bum
Then the local fifteen
Will scrub up quite clean
And pay out a respectable sum
And if she’s a sister the same
Who follow big sis to the game
And stay when its done
To join in the fun
She’ll soon become number one dame
Rugby’s a game played by friends
Who all have about the same ends
And one of their likes
Is girls who like bikes
Can be ridden quite quickly round bends
The forwards aren’t blessed with much brains
They drink beer like emptying drains
The girls they admire
Very quickly take fire
And don’t give them emotional pains
The backs can be rather more picky
They don’t want just a routine quicky
They’ll fiddle with bits
And maul a girls tits
Before they start playing hide the dicky
So if you know a girl who will fit
Who drinks and likes jokes about shit
Whose petals start parting
When anyone is farting
Then please tell the team about it!
English