Isolation in Limerick
by cricketjeff on March 27, 2020. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
A sneeze means you’re sitting in doors
A prospect that rapidly bores
The day’s bright and sunny
And that’s far from funny
When stuck between ceiling and floors.
If it’s not in the fridge you can’t eat it
So it’s pick something in there and heat it
The TVs all news
Full of ignorant views
Being rude to a virus won’t beat it.
So you spend all the day on the net
With people that you’ve never met
Some know less than you do
And advocate voodoo
But at least you know they’re not a threat
You’ve rung up your Mum and your sister
Examined your foot for a blister
Played long distance chess
But you still feel the stress
‘Cause there’s no fun in Internet Twister!
English