Kitchen romance
by cricketjeff on July 29, 2008. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
Across the kitchen table we went wild,
Your bum-print clear for every one to see.
The photos on the mantlepiece just smiled
But none of them smiled half as much as me!
We made a mess and didn’t clear it up –
All sorts of things got plastered in your hair,
I think we only broke a single cup
And spilt a jug of milk across the chair!
It’s better than the gym for exercise
The bite-marks that you left are rather sore
I wonder are there any on your thighs?
Next time I hope we’ll each leave rather more.
A cup of tea will never taste the same
And you will always be the one to blame!!!
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