My friend Pat’s cat!
by cricketjeff on June 22, 2008. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
My friend Pat
Has bought a cat
Who looks just like
A sheepskin mat
Walk in the door
And on the floor
This big fat cat
Will stretch a paw
He likes to eat
A lot of meat
All red and raw
Then licks his feet
He never moves
Just disapproves
Of food that sweet
Or jazz that grooves
The flat’s too small
He fills it all
And this just proves
No-one will call
And all Pat’s friends
Are at wits ends
Friendships all stall
At lets pretends
It is no use
They make excuse
“I’ve got the bends”
“The bull got loose”
They’ll stay away
The wisest say
That Pat’s new “Moose”
Can wreck their day
Pat doesn’t know
The cat should go
It’s friendship’s noose
It kills the flow
Pat has a wife
Who hate’s her life
She has to show
The cat means strife
She’s bought a dog
A greedy hog
The time is rife
For chasing Mog
The cat will run
It’s back to fun
Drinking Pat’s grog
For everyone!!
Author notes
Well it’s fun!!!!
English