Olfactory perfection!

Olfactory perfection!
by cricketjeff on October 29, 2007.  © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
How I love your smelly pits
I’d love to squeeze your greasy zits
I love the smell of vomit
I want to lick your snotty nose
To eat the scum between your toes
To clean your messy grommet
When you fart it smells so right
Your hairy ears a perfect sight
You make me want to drool
You haven’t washed since first we met
You’ll stink more soon or that’s my bet
Let me be your loving fool!
Author notes
Contest required a poem in praise of a rather smelly loved one…