Red Nosed Cakes
by cricketjeff on March 17, 2011. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
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What everyone knows is
That cakes with red noses
Are sweeter
So eat a
Red nosed cake today
If you’re on a diet
You just have to try it
They’re slimmer
Than grimmer
Faced cakes any day
Before you can try one
You will have to buy one
I tell yer
I’ll sell yer
A cracker today
Just make a donation
Without reservation
No set price
But they’re nice
So pay lots today
There’s also a raffle
So someone can snaffle
The large sized
Not barge sized
Cakes seen here today
I won’t think you’re greedy
Just helping the needy
If you eat
What two eat
On some other day
They look rather funny
I hope they raise money
And after
The laughter
Help someone today
Author notes
There are now 2 small cakes left (been on sale 45 mins) and the two large cakes
are being raffled, £50 raised so far
Go to www.rednoseday.com for details of why I’m doing it.
English