Song for smokers
by cricketjeff on November 14, 2007. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
If anyone wants to die choking
They should start up the habit of smoking
Smoke fifty a day
In a regular way
Soon daisies you’ll up be poking!
If you want to die early and slow
Then smoking’s the way you should go
Fill your lungs up with tar
And you may not go far
Before cancer has laid you down low
Author notes
I’m not a fan of smoking…