There is an addict
by cricketjeff on October 1, 2007. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
There’s a custard-cream-aholic
Who likes to stalk my tin
He sneaks up to steal the bounty
Whenever some are in
He’s other addictions too many to name
But this by far the worst
If he were found in a biscuit shop
I swear the man would burst!