Tomorrow’s the big day!
by cricketjeff on October 14, 2007. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
Dave and Leo on Mark’s stag
Drinking rum with Pete, in drag
The stripper painted Marks’ balls red
For Jane to find when they get to bed
A policeman’s helmet, three road cones
And beer’s not good for mobile phones
Steve’s out cold, barfed in a plant
Martin’s scored with the barman’s Aunt
Under a table someone drunkenly speaks
Bloody best night out for weeks and weeks!
English