The chance of a lifetime!
by cricketjeff on October 13, 2007. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
I’m sticking my bum out, you’ve not kissed it yet!
It’s a “just this once offer” you’d live to regret
So don’t you be shy now, and kiss it hard please
And while you are there you could give it a squeeze
I’m not asking for money, or diamonds or pearls
Or all of the things that you give other girls
All that I’m requesting’s a very small sum
Just a kiss and a squeeze of my rather pert bum
How long must I stay here, and wait while you view
The part I want kissing and squeezing by you
Too late! You have missed me I’m off with your friend
He’d never spurn the offer of my sweet rear end!
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