The Rubaiyat of Itsmy Bathtime
by cricketjeff on May 25, 2008. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
A piece of soap, some bubble bath and you
The water’s hot it’s time to use shampoo
I must not get the bubbles in my eyes
As that would be a silly thing to do
I shall lay back and spray to rinse my hair
And then repeat with bubbles everywhere
I must make sure my hair is really clean
Then later I shall dry it with hot air
Now finally I can relax and soak
And feel I am a really lazy bloke
I’ll write some silly verses while I do
I mustn’t sink to deep in case I choke
Before I wrinkle up I better dry
Please turn your back if you think that I’m shy
Now pass the towel so I can have a rub
Oh blimey, I dozed off, I better fly …
Author notes
I like writing dreadful daft poems in the bath!
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