The Venus of AP
by cricketjeff on March 9, 2008. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
Venus stands for all to see
So proud upon her shell
Her hair preserves her modesty
Which may be just as well
Botticelli make us aware
Of one small boob on show
And she may have a nice matched pair
But we will never know
Though a towel has been provided
She doesn’t want to hide
And the Zephyrs have decided
They like what they have spied
I think it would offend her, but
If I am honest here
This Venus would not make the cut
In Miss AP this year!!!
Author notes
Rhyme and humour were asked for, will this do?
English