Ways to make me mad
by cricketjeff on November 30, 2007. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
Ways to make me mad
Write a rhyme that’s bad
Tell me life is sad
And it’s boring
Ways to make me cross
Call yourself a loss
Say your life is dross
Or be boring
Ways to make me cry
Stab me in the eye!
Do not even try
That’s so boring
Ways to lose my love
Pretend all’s lovey-dove
Give all else the shove
You’d be boring
If you want me glad
Enjoy the life you’ve had
You’ll never see me mad!
I’m imploring!
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