What Shall I Write?
by cricketjeff on July 12, 2015. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
A limerick has to be funny,
The best of the genre are punny,
They ought to be dirty –
Or cheekily flirty
But if you want those I need money!
They’re good about current affairs
World leaders play musical chairs,
Political scandals,
Or ill disguised vandals
And pretty girls showing their wares.
So what should I write for your test?
I’ll aim for a rhyme full of zest
A big stupid bloke
And an x-rated joke,
Or maybe a girl in a vest.
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When Jack and Jill marched up the hill
Jill told her friend she knew the drill,
Laid down and said “Fuck it!
We won’t need the bucket –
I’ve something much better to fill!”
English