What she wanted at Wal-mart
by cricketjeff on November 23, 2007. © Jeff Green, All rights reserved
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Sting has breasts pushed out of shape
Pussy filled with fat felt markers
Apart from that I’ve left her starkers
Back to Wal-mart for a spoon
On her bum to beat a tune
New clothes pegs to shut her nose
Candle wax to case her toes
To pull her hairs I’ve found some tweezers
Would nipples like these garlic squeezers?
Stout broom handle that’s a start
To keeping her fine legs apart
Checking every aisle in store
Things I buy, what are they for?
Make sure there’s none I’ve missed
She gave me such a detailed list…
Author notes
Nearest in the UK is Woolworths I believe so I’ve based it on that. Was
designed for a contest by Shimmer on adult shopping at Wal-mart but seems I’m
only one of two with a sufficiently dirty mind so she pulled it.
English