{"id":1843,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1843"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","slug":"id-like-to-but","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/id-like-to-but\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;d like to, but&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><strong>I&#8217;d like to, but&#8230;<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>by cricketjeff on August 23, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI&#8217;d really like to wed you<br \/>\nBut there are problems that I see<br \/>\nFirst of all there are our ages,<br \/>\nYou see I&#8217;m nearly ninety three<br \/>\nNext thing that could just stop us<br \/>\nOr at least just make you pause<br \/>\nIs my wife would not be happy<br \/>\nIt won&#8217;t get her warm applause<br \/>\nThere there is the problem<br \/>\nThat I&#8217;m busy on that day<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be at another wedding<br \/>\nUnless my fiancee runs away<br \/>\nThen it seems that natures laws<br \/>\nMean we shouldn&#8217;t wed<br \/>\nI&#8217;m really not a human<br \/>\nI&#8217;m from the planet Fred<br \/>\nAnd here&#8217;s another problem<br \/>\nIf I really had to pick<br \/>\nI&#8217;d run off with you mother<br \/>\nTo marry her quite quick<br \/>\nThe board of health aren&#8217;t happy<br \/>\nThat my TB&#8217;s eradicated<br \/>\nUntil it is the space round me<br \/>\nMust be evacuated<br \/>\nAnd the final reason we won&#8217;t wed<br \/>\nThe rest is all just hype<br \/>\nI won&#8217;t agree to marry you<br \/>\nYou simply aren&#8217;t my type!<\/p>\n<p>Author notes<br \/>\n4) &#8220;seven reasons to turn down a marriage proposal&#8221;<br \/>\nBut you could have guessed that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like to, but&#8230; by cricketjeff on August 23, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I&#8217;d really like to wed you But there are problems that I see First of all there are our ages, You see I&#8217;m nearly ninety three Next thing that could just stop us Or at least just make you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1843","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1843"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9688,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1843\/revisions\/9688"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}