{"id":1844,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1844"},"modified":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","modified_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","slug":"what-am-i-doing","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/what-am-i-doing\/","title":{"rendered":"What am I doing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> What am I doing?<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on August 23, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nAmnesia is a topic, that is hard to write about<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve forgotten all the things that I&#8217;ve forgotten<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not the sort of illness you can shout or brag about<br \/>\nI think that when I had it I felt rotten<\/p>\n<p>It would be very helpful if a helpgroup could be formed<br \/>\nBut Amnesiacs Anonymous would be ironic<br \/>\nNo-one would remember who they were when they had joined<br \/>\nAnd the absenteeism rates would be quite chronic<\/p>\n<p>So instead of such a group I will tell you all about<br \/>\nThe way it feels when you&#8217;ve got amnesia<br \/>\nYou simply stand and gasp and look about&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Who am I?<br \/>\nWhere am I?<br \/>\nWhat am I doing?<br \/>\nAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What am I doing? by cricketjeff on August 23, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Amnesia is a topic, that is hard to write about I&#8217;ve forgotten all the things that I&#8217;ve forgotten It&#8217;s not the sort of illness you can shout or brag about I think that when I had it I felt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1844","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9664,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1844\/revisions\/9664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}