{"id":1845,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1845"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:00","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:00","slug":"i-like-the-way-it-wiggles-as-it-walks","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/i-like-the-way-it-wiggles-as-it-walks\/","title":{"rendered":"I like the way it wiggles as it walks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I like the way it wiggles as it walks<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on August 23, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThere\u2019s a lovely bum<br \/>\nThat\u2019s in front of me<br \/>\nAnd I like the way it wiggles as it walks<br \/>\nThere\u2019s a gorgeous rump<br \/>\nThat\u2019s in front of me<br \/>\nSo expressive that I\u2019m almost sure it talks<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure the girl attached<br \/>\nTo the lovely bum<br \/>\nIs as pretty as a pretty girl can be<br \/>\nBut since I am behind<br \/>\nAnd the girl is in the front<br \/>\nThen the lovely bum is all that I can see.<\/p>\n<p>If we were sitting down<br \/>\nHaving tea or beer<br \/>\nI may like to hear the way the lady talks<br \/>\nBut I\u2019m on the way to work<br \/>\nSo I suppose is she<br \/>\nAll I can do is look at how she walks<\/p>\n<p>All the PC crowd<br \/>\nWill be sure to say<br \/>\nDon\u2019t look at lovely bottoms in the street<br \/>\nBut I\u2019m not built that way<br \/>\nI find I always look<br \/>\nAt lady\u2019s legs quite far up from their feet<\/p>\n<p>I can fall in love<br \/>\nWith a bum that\u2019s cute<br \/>\nAnd a wiggle as it moves in front me<br \/>\nSo I want to say<br \/>\nA great big \u201cthanks to you\u201d<br \/>\nTo the owners of the lovely bums I see<\/p>\n<p>Then there comes a point<br \/>\nWhen the lovely bum<br \/>\nIsn\u2019t going to go the way that I have to go<br \/>\nSo I sigh a sigh<br \/>\nAnd I look around<br \/>\nFor another lovely bottom that\u2019s on show!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nUnusually for me this is definitely a song, I hear it sung in my head and one<br \/>\nday I will write the tune out (will take ages I&#8217;m hopeless at writing music)<br \/>\nand see who I&#8217;ve stolen it from<\/p>\n<p>What was I going for? It&#8217;s bouncy, fun, probably a song, it rhymes and scans,<br \/>\noverall it&#8217;s a poem!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like the way it wiggles as it walks by cricketjeff on August 23, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved There\u2019s a lovely bum That\u2019s in front of me And I like the way it wiggles as it walks There\u2019s a gorgeous rump That\u2019s in front of me So expressive that I\u2019m almost sure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1845","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9663,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1845\/revisions\/9663"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}