{"id":1855,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1855"},"modified":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","modified_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","slug":"what-men-want","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/what-men-want\/","title":{"rendered":"What men want"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> What men want<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 1, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIf your guy is a techno freak<br \/>\nOr writes crosswords in ancient greek<br \/>\nThere\u2019s an easy way to make his week<br \/>\nHowever it goes he\u2019ll feel alright<br \/>\nWith a bigger hard disk and a blue flashing light<\/p>\n<p>If his favourite team has sold their star<br \/>\nIf you\u2019ve just borrowed and crashed his car<br \/>\nIf his favourite shoes are covered in tar<br \/>\nHis whole damn life will seem alright<br \/>\nWith a lot more ram and a blue flashing light<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019ve a better score on his favourite game<br \/>\nIf your wilder side you just can\u2019t tame<br \/>\nSo you seduced all his mates and feel no shame<br \/>\nWhatever you\u2019ve done he\u2019ll be all right<br \/>\nWith more megapixels and a blue flashing light<\/p>\n<p>When the neighbourhood yobs decide to play<br \/>\nA game of taking and driving away<br \/>\nOld Bill just thinks they\u2019ve made his day<br \/>\nThe whole of his life is now alright<br \/>\nHe\u2019s a faster car and a blue flashing light<\/p>\n<p>When he\u2019s down in the mouth and looking blue<br \/>\nWhen the aims of his life are mired in glue<br \/>\nThere\u2019s one little thing you can always do<br \/>\nTo make his life seem shining bright<br \/>\nGet a see-through teddy and a RED flashing light!!!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nI have a poem on allpoetry called &#8220;what_women_want&#8221;which I think is funnier and<br \/>\ntruer but would be a prewrite.<br \/>\nTerms &#8220;Old Bill is English English for a policeman, English police cars have<br \/>\nblue flashing lights, as do all good gadgets!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What men want by cricketjeff on September 1, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved If your guy is a techno freak Or writes crosswords in ancient greek There\u2019s an easy way to make his week However it goes he\u2019ll feel alright With a bigger hard disk and a blue flashing light If his favourite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1855","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1855"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9653,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1855\/revisions\/9653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}