{"id":1861,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1861"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","slug":"the-wrong-weather","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-wrong-weather\/","title":{"rendered":"The wrong weather"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The wrong weather<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 4, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe weather is lovely,<br \/>\nThe sun\u2019s in the sky<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019m in the office complaining.<br \/>\nI\u2019m not at all happy<br \/>\nThe sky is all blue<br \/>\nI wish it was bloody well raining.<\/p>\n<p>When the weather is sunny<br \/>\nAnd it\u2019s pleasantly warm<br \/>\nAround here the girls start parading<br \/>\nBut I\u2019m in the office<br \/>\nJust looking at screens<br \/>\nNot out in a park promenading.<\/p>\n<p>A short summer dress<br \/>\nOn a long sun-tanned leg,<br \/>\nWith maybe a neckline that dips,<br \/>\nMake me think of a lady<br \/>\nWho would maybe like me<br \/>\nTo salute all her curves with a kiss.<\/p>\n<p>And although it\u2019s unlikely<br \/>\nI\u2019ll meet such a girl,<br \/>\nIn the sun, or the rain, or the snow,<br \/>\nWhen the weather is sunny<br \/>\nAnd such ladies are out<br \/>\nI think I should be there to know!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The wrong weather by cricketjeff on September 4, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The weather is lovely, The sun\u2019s in the sky And I\u2019m in the office complaining. I\u2019m not at all happy The sky is all blue I wish it was bloody well raining. When the weather is sunny And it\u2019s pleasantly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1861","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1861"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9647,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1861\/revisions\/9647"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}